Anyways, here is another dose of fun and intrigue to get us through another week.
IMAGES
this is over 150 years old!
The names Oshama
"it was just a speed bump hunny"
oh, how philosophy has come on
Random
Now that's a tight formation
It's just logical
sieg fail
That class is what we call cavitation
whole new meaning to melon head
The good ol' days
White men can't jump, black men can fly
this is no Photoshop jobby
Fire tornado's, that's what I'm talking about
click to read the history of Nintendo
That's how I roll, mother fucker
This is what Hitler was trying to prevent, superjews!
ugly dolphins, look more like fetus'
Not quite sure what the point is here
I thought it was obvious what it was without the shadow
FAIL
NWA back in the day
simples
new from always, 'sucks it straight out of you'
Gangsta
You best stop now!
I'm loving the Hitler baby
GIFS
(Click on the image if it is not moving)
(Click on the image if it is not moving)
why he never shot the dog i'll never know
If you have a cat you MUST try this
REAL ROYAL MERCHANDISE
All of this shit is real and available to buy to remind you of the day!!!!
DEFACING MONEY
I want to build up a collection of sterling notes being defaced. Any ideas, let me know
KIDS WORLD
They way we see the world compared to children
ROYAL PERSPECTIVE
"Darling, who are these children walking behind us? The one on the far left looks a little mental."
"Where are all the dark-skinned people? Do they not have any in England?"
"We haven't looked into each others' eyes since 2007."
"Baseball. Cold showers. Baseball. Cold showers. Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!"
"No, I'm not wearing any underwear under this dress."
"It's called 'peacocking,' haters! This is how you pick up boys at a royal wedding."
"Believe it or not, Rush Limbaugh's last wedding was actually much gayer than this one."
"I only brush my teeth for royal weddings. It's a British tradition."
"Okay, I know you've got the ring, but did you get me the Viagra I asked you to get?!?!"
"I should have never dropped out of law school."
"I'm going to smack that royal ass with this white glove in a few hours."
"Okay, look...other men have may have had my vagina, but I'm saving my butthole just for your royal penis!"
"Pippa butt is the new Kardashian butt, bitches. Deal with it."
"And when you're cleaning a royal penis, young Grace, you should always be sure not to neglect the royal balls."
ART MEETS CARTOON
JOKES
It would be rude if they weren't Royal Wedding and Bin Laden Related
So Will and Kate drove off in his dad's Aston Martin. I wonder why he didn't use his mother's car?
Kate Middleton's dress has brought tears to the eyes of countless children across the world;
as they are forced to work extra hours to make sure the replicas are available in Primark from Monday.
as they are forced to work extra hours to make sure the replicas are available in Primark from Monday.
God the RAF are rubbish...
...they didn't hit one of those Germans on the balcony.
...they didn't hit one of those Germans on the balcony.
Harry bumps into William at the reception.
"Brilliant do, bruv. Have you seen Dad?"
"He wasn't invited, mate," replies Wills, "but mine's dancing with Camilla."
"Brilliant do, bruv. Have you seen Dad?"
"He wasn't invited, mate," replies Wills, "but mine's dancing with Camilla."
I noticed the Queen didn't sing the national anthem during the ceremony today.
Hasn't got a fucking patriotic bone in her body, that one.
Hasn't got a fucking patriotic bone in her body, that one.
The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube.
The Royal Honeymoon, live on RedTube.
The Royal Honeymoon, live on RedTube.
10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.
In his house.
Apparently, Bin Laden had a 25 million dollar price tag on his head.
What kind of ridiculous, designer turban was he wearing?
Apparently it took the Americans a long time to bury Bin Laden at sea.
Every time they dug some water out, the hole filled back up.
Osama 2,967 - USA 1
I see this very much as a consolation goal
GAME OF THE WEEK
Bored at work, want to kill some time; isoball is for you
WEBSITES
Japanese Cars
Flaring supporters
Ride in the country side
Child drug lords
Upside down Goose
WORLD WAR 2 FACTS YOU DIDN'T KNOW
1. Secret Messages from the BBC
The BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) was the most listened to radio station in the world during the war. The news in particular had a reputation for its honesty about world events and millions of people throughout Nazi occupied Europe tuned in at great risk to themselves.
At the beginning of certain programs, the BBC would put in what were known as ‘message personnels’, which were coded messages to resistance groups throughout Europe. To most listeners, the messages meant nothing but to the informed few, they could mean anything from ‘blow up a section of railway line’ at a given point, to ‘a new SOE agent will arrive shortly’.
The most awaited secret message by the BBC came with the approach of D-Day and was from the first two lines of a Paul Verlaine couplet. “The long sobs of the violins of Autumn” was the first and told resistance groups to prepare, soon after, the second, “Soothes my heart with a monotonous languor”, told all resistance groups in France that the time to fight had come.
2. Jewish Lives Saved by Reverse Circumcision
During WW II many Jewish lives were saved by doctors performing operations connected to circumcision. Dr Josef Jaksy would make a small incision on the penis of his patient, then give him a certificate stating that his circumcision was recent and done for medical purposes.
A Polish doctor by the name of Dr Feliks Kanabus went a step further and performed around 140 operations to hide the circumcision of the patient by attaching skin to the penis taken from another part of the body.
A Polish doctor by the name of Dr Feliks Kanabus went a step further and performed around 140 operations to hide the circumcision of the patient by attaching skin to the penis taken from another part of the body.
3. Wagner’s Lost Scores
On his 50th birthday, Adolf Hitler was presented with a case containing the original scores of some the music of composer Richard Wagner. A group of industrialists had paid nearly a million marks for the collection which included the scores of ‘Die Feen’, ‘Die Liebesverbot’, ‘Reinzi’, ‘Das Reingold’, and ‘Die Valkure’ and the orchestral sketch of ‘Der Fliegende Hollander’.
Towards the end of the war, Frau Winifred Wagner offered to take them to a safe place for the Fuehrer but he refused saying he had already put them in an extremely secure location; Hitler wasn’t kidding as the manuscripts haven’t been found to this day.
4. The Fall of Hong Kong
On Christmas day, 1941 the British territory of Hong Kong fell to Imperial forces becoming the first British colony to fall into enemy hands since 1791. The allied force was heavily outnumbered consisting of 1,975 officers and soldiers and about 8,000 volunteers made up of British residence in Hong Kong. They managed to hold out for 17 days but the Japanese force of around 60,000 eventually proved too much for them and they were forced to surrender.
Those still alive after the fighting were taken to prisoner of war camps where many died of starvation and disease. However the worst tragedy occurred when an American submarine sank the ship the ‘Lisbon Maru’, without knowing who was on board. In total, 843 prisoners of war were drowned or shot during the disaster.
5. The Last Execution in the Tower of London
On the 14th August, 1941 German spy Josef Jakobs became the last man to be executed in the Tower of London. Seated in front of an eight man firing squad from the Scots Guards, Jakobs had a small target patch placed over his heart, which was hit five times. Jakobs had been caught almost immediately on arrival in Britain, after breaking his leg on landing when parachuting in.
He is buried in an unmarked grave in London and while people remember his superior, Rudolf Hess, who was the last man to be held as prisoner in the Tower, Jakobs has been largely forgotten.
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HERE'S TO ANOTHER WEEK OF BLISS, ENJOY
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