Hey there Internet paedophiles, and welcome to another weeks dose of shits and giggles. We have a lunchbox full of crap this week ranging from free happy endings to getting caught by your dad stripping!
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If you are a small child or a wimp fuck off before you lose me my sponser. This blog contains AIDS and you will die if you continue. If however you wish to continue and you wont get caught by your parents then fair play to you and whilst your at it, here is some free porn www.porntube.com. Smoking this blog whilst pregnant can harm your baby and or make your dick fall off.
I have been asked by our beloved sponsors to put some kind of warning on these blogs as they feel that young children might be reading this and find it inapropriate!
If you are a small child or a wimp fuck off before you lose me my sponser. This blog contains AIDS and you will die if you continue. If however you wish to continue and you wont get caught by your parents then fair play to you and whilst your at it, here is some free porn www.porntube.com. Smoking this blog whilst pregnant can harm your baby and or make your dick fall off.
Right then, enough foreplay, lets get straight to the fun. Enjoy...
PICS
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FAIL
Why this never took off I will never know
Someone call the police, that black man has stolen that kids bike!
If you ever watched Seinfield, this perfectly sums it up
WTF
It looks as though I will be single forever now :(
I wish there was a video for this scene
Love it
Everybody loves a freebee
If that was anybody else he would look like a dick
Any relation to Gary I wonder?
Yanks...
Go on Grenadad...
All the ingredients needed for a great day out
1GB in 1980 compared to 2008!
When in doubt, act like you did when you were 6. I wonder if they had to shout "bang" also?
Say cheese
The Obamas are at it again
Proof that ET did not phone home
Someone doesn't look amused
What you looking at sucka!
It's different alright
Now that's how weddings should roll
GIFS
(If the image isn't moving, click on it)
(If the image isn't moving, click on it)
Its true what they say about all asians knowing kung-fu
Its official, He is cooler than our lord and savior, unless you are a jew of course
lol
This should be in the new series of total wipeout
What a slow reaction to getting snow pelted in your face!
People are so angry these days
£50 says he couldn't do that again
Smooth as sandpaper
Always remember to act cool like it was suppose to happen that way
Taken in his stride, legend!
FACEBOOK
Who forgets something like that, or even worse who friends' their boss on FB!
It's worth finding out don't you think?
can't argue the math
lol
but did you show him how to use it?
owned
you type aids in, and I love how the related items on the right just know
Is it just me or does everyone hate justin bieber
innocent parents, gotta love them
WEBSITES
AMAZING PICS OF CAVES
(to view them in all their glory, click on each image)
(to view them in all their glory, click on each image)
COMICS
3D PENCIL ART
JOKES
Mental Note: Actual notes work better.
I think my favourite TV show at the moment is the one where that guy says "You're fired"
You know, The X Factor.
Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer?
Max Factor should make condoms.
When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face.
I walked into a car showroom last night.
I said to the salesman, "My wife would like to talk to you about the Volkswagen Golf in the window."
He said, "We don't have a Volkswagen Golf in the window."
I said, "You do now."
I really don't get why so many people are annoyed with Swansea, a Welsh team, getting promoted to the English Premiership.
I mean, Arsenal are a French team and they've been in it for years.
Sky News- "Cheryl Cole 'Rejects UK X Factor Offer'"
At least that's what they think she said
VIDEOS
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND AND REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE!
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